Praying Hands Soap Co. tee
Cleanliness is next to... well, you know.
$28.00 · Sand / Natural / Ash · S–2XL

Season · 13 shirts
Shop signs with peculiar proprietors. Granny Faye's pirate pies, a gramophone hippo, a mustard merchant and a tavern with a very honest menu.
All shirts $28.00 · printed one at a time, when you order.
The shirts
Cleanliness is next to... well, you know.
$28.00 · Sand / Natural / Ash · S–2XL
Big word, sleepy dog. He heard you. He's just not getting up.
$28.00 · Royal / Navy / Black · S–2XL
Destination unknown. Spaghetti dinner included.
$28.00 · Royal / Navy / Military Green · S–2XL
A purveyor of fine mustard and questionable manners.
$28.00 · Sand / Natural / Ash · S–2XL
Drop the needle. Round and round it goes.
$28.00 · Black / Charcoal / Navy · S–2XL
Big, bold, tilted white type. Says it all.
$28.00 · Black / Charcoal / Navy · S–2XL
A record label with a hippo for a gramophone. Naturally.
$28.00 · Purple / Black / Navy · S–2XL
All me buckos be a band o' pirates. Yours too.
$28.00 · Sport Grey / Ash / Natural · S–2XL
Every friend group has a captain. And a few scallywags.
$28.00 · Black / Navy / Charcoal · S–2XL
Granny's got an eyepatch, and she bakes.
$28.00 · Maroon / Black / Navy · S–2XL
Mediocre food. Bad service. Great music.
$28.00 · Sand / Natural / Ash · S–2XL
Week as a kitten. Spelling optional.
$28.00 · Azalea / Safety Pink / Carolina Blue · S–2XL
Take me to the trading post.
$28.00 · Navy / Black / Brown · S–2XL
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