Night Bird tee
One gray bird, one red eye, a lot of quiet. Best after midnight.
$28.00 · Black / Charcoal / Navy · S–2XL
Season · 17 shirts
Season One
The first release: OBX pirates, a peg-legged duck that says arrrgh, a badger who won't be badgered and the earliest FAB drawings. Meet the characters that started the shop.
All shirts $28.00 · printed one at a time, when you order.
The shirts
Every shirt in Season One
Liverpool Pie Bakeshop tee
A bakeshop sign for a pie so hot it needs a lookout.
$28.00 · Maroon / Black / Navy · S–2XL
Peace Specs tee
Round specs, two peace signs, zero arguments.
$28.00 · Royal / Navy / Black · S–2XL
The Dapper Walrus tee
A walrus with a cane and a lot of self-confidence.
$28.00 · Natural / Sand / Ash · S–2XL
Ghost of Blackbeard tee
They say his ghost still sails off Ocracoke. We say it looks great on a navy tee.
$28.00 · Navy / Black · S–2XL
Light It Up OBX tee
Blackbeard tucked lit fuses in his beard before a fight. We recommend a lighter on the beach instead.
$28.00 · Irish Green / Military Green / Sport Grey · S–2XL
Light It Up toon tee
The cartoon Blackbeard: four candles, two teeth and zero chill.
$28.00 · Natural / Sand / Ash / White · S–2XL
Blackbeard's Mead & Grog House tee
The finest tavern that never was. Grog is free, the service is terrible and heads will roll.
$28.00 · Sport Grey / Ash / Natural / White · S–2XL
Pirates MC OBX tee (black)
The OBX's least-organized motorcycle club. Membership: one shirt. Motorcycle: optional.
$28.00 · Black / Charcoal · S–2XL
Pirates MC OBX tee (pink)
Same club, pinker colors. The toughest pirates wear pink and dare you to say something.
$28.00 · Safety Pink / Azalea / Light Pink · S–2XL
Quackarrrgh! OBX Duck tee
Duck, North Carolina's most fearsome pirate. Peg leg, cutlass, parrot. Still says quack.
$28.00 · Sapphire / Royal / Carolina Blue · S–2XL
OBX Dawg tee
Hang ten, then a nap. The official dog of the Outer Banks surf scene.
$28.00 · Royal / Navy / Black · S–2XL
Don't Badger Me tee
A polite request, delivered by a badger. Please respect the badger.
$28.00 · Military Green / Sport Grey / Natural · S–2XL
Barking Squirrel Pub tee
Where the nuts hang. Every dog's favorite bar, and every squirrel's least favorite.
$28.00 · Sport Grey / Ash / Natural / White · S–2XL
Stoat Stout tee
It sneaks up on ya. So does the stoat.
$28.00 · Sapphire / Royal / Navy · S–2XL
Tiny Dog Brewing & Wine Co. tee
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch and drink. Wise words from a tiny dog.
$28.00 · Natural / Sand / Sport Grey / White · S–2XL
Patty Melt tee
Even Bigfoot can't handle an OBX August. Patty, we hardly knew ye.
$28.00 · Chestnut / Sand / Natural · S–2XL
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Season Two
Season Three
Season Four
Season Five
OBX Pirates
Duck & Beach
Mistilaneous
The FAB Series