Stilson Shirts
Don't Badger Me, the cymbal monkey, the melting Bigfoot of Patty Melt and the hipster chimp pinned up on a cream board

Series · 17 shirts

Mistilaneous

Oddball animal shirts with a dry sense of humor. Badgers, stoats, pub squirrels, a cymbal monkey, a hipster chimp and one melting Bigfoot, plus roadhouse signs and soft spots for good dogs. Sometimes you just wake up wanting a shirt like that.

All shirts $28.00 · printed one at a time, when you order.

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The shirts

Every shirt in Mistilaneous

Don't Badger Me tee

A polite request, delivered by a badger. Please respect the badger.

$28.00 · Military Green / Sport Grey / Natural · S–2XL

Barking Squirrel Pub tee

Where the nuts hang. Every dog's favorite bar, and every squirrel's least favorite.

$28.00 · Sport Grey / Ash / Natural / White · S–2XL

Stoat Stout tee

It sneaks up on ya. So does the stoat.

$28.00 · Sapphire / Royal / Navy · S–2XL

Tiny Dog Brewing & Wine Co. tee

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch and drink. Wise words from a tiny dog.

$28.00 · Natural / Sand / Sport Grey / White · S–2XL

Patty Melt tee

Even Bigfoot can't handle an OBX August. Patty, we hardly knew ye.

$28.00 · Chestnut / Sand / Natural · S–2XL

Horse Mask tee

Nobody knows who's under the horse mask. That's the point.

$28.00 · Sand / Natural / Ash · S–2XL

No Puppy Mills tee

Adopt, don't shop. The puppy agrees.

$28.00 · Sand / Natural / Sport Grey · S–2XL

We All Shine On tee

A little reminder you can wear.

$28.00 · Charcoal / Black / Navy · S–2XL

Snipe Hunting tee

Still waiting for the snipe.

$28.00 · Navy / Black / Charcoal · S–2XL

Week as a Kitten tee

Week as a kitten. Spelling optional.

$28.00 · Azalea / Safety Pink / Carolina Blue · S–2XL

Squirrel-LY tee

Feeling a little squirrel-ly today.

$28.00 · Natural / Ash / Azalea · S–2XL

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